On behalf of the Zamonian government and the organizers of the ETGT 2012, we cordially invite you to present the key note address at our conference – Eugenics: Tomorrow’s Genocide Today.
As a leader in the field of eugenics, we feel you are the perfect person to tell our future sterilizers how to do their jobs. We would be honored to have your guidance.
As a nation new to eugenics, we are obviously troubled with those who do not understand the benefits. For example, we have a finance minister who looks like the troll under the bridge. His wife looks like the troll’s ass. But their daughter is gorgeous. So of course some people like to use them as an example of why we should abandon our eugenics program. They just do not understand that if you want to make an omelet, you have to forcibly sterilize some people and commit human rights violations.
We feel that you are the person to set them straight.
Please come to Zamonia’s ETGT 2012 conference and tell us about the wonders of eugenics. Please tell us about all the wonderful things eugenics can bring a country, as it has to Sweden.
Be assured that if you come, you will not be alone. The prime minister of Thailand has agreed to speak on the dangers of letting ladyboys loose on society. Also, Zamonia has many fine delicacies to offer you (don’t worry, no fatties).
The conference will be held on August 6, 2012 – unless you can’t make it then, in which case we’ll move it. You’re the premier master of eugenics today, so the conference doesn’t really work without you.
Head of ETGT 2012 Conference Organizers